i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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