I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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