no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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