there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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