im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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