she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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