so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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