belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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