It's just like the Real World with babies
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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