I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well I just put wine in my tea
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
