Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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