can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want nice things and good sex
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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