I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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