So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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