is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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