This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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