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Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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