Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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