whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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