god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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