so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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