i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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