You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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