the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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