I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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