i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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