Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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