If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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