AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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