OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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