ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize