I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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