You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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