Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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