i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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