I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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