4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Randomize
