I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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