i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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