it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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