I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
