I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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