and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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