Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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