I'm lost and stupid without you.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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