Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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