I cannot find my penis.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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