If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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