i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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