Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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