Where is the hickey?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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