I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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