ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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