what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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