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• (812): View more from Indiana

  so... how was it???

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  he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

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  Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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• (607): View more from New York

  his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.

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• (949): View more from California

  Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me

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• (646): View more from New York

  Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name

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• (315): View more from New York

  sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka

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