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I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

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(978): I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud. http://tfl.nu/nbnf

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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(520): But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions. http://tfl.nu/p23c

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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(818): got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night http://tfl.nu/zxc1

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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself

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(808): I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself http://tfl.nu/wwe7

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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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(631): Strippers tramp stamp says "mom" http://tfl.nu/an62

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(630): Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best. http://tfl.nu/ljti

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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

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Both?

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(218): Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants? (1-218): Both? http://tfl.nu/yr9r

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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(619): im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull. http://tfl.nu/oak8

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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes

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(248): whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes http://tfl.nu/s924

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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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(508): its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right? http://tfl.nu/koz9

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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.

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(310): Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine. http://tfl.nu/yujo

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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!

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(512): I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate! http://tfl.nu/aytf

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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"

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(310): I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me" http://tfl.nu/p6et

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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!

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Be safe. And I hate you.

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(404): Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND! (1-404): Be safe. And I hate you. http://tfl.nu/32xo

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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club

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(+44): Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club http://tfl.nu/ri4h

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