I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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